Yogi Berra Funny Quotes

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

- Yogi Berra

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

- Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot just by watching.

- Yogi Berra

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

- Yogi Berra

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

- Yogi Berra

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

- Yogi Berra

When you come to a fork in the road, Take it

- Yogi Berra

The future ain't what it used to be

- Yogi Berra

It ain't over till it's over.

- Yogi Berra

If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.

- Yogi Berra

Always go to other people's funerals, Otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra

Home, where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

- Anonymous

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

- Russell Lynes

Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.

- Anonymous

Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever

- Anonymous

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's like 7 years in a row now.

- Anonymous

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

- Anonymous

Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening.

- Anonymous

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop.

- Anonymous

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.

- Anonymous

Sometimes there's nothing to do until there's something to do.

- Joaquin Torres