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Yogi Berra Funny Quotes



Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

- Yogi Berra



Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

- Yogi Berra



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You can observe a lot just by watching.

- Yogi Berra



I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

- Yogi Berra



Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

- Yogi Berra



Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

- Yogi Berra



When you come to a fork in the road, Take it

- Yogi Berra



The future ain't what it used to be

- Yogi Berra



It ain't over till it's over.

- Yogi Berra



If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.

- Yogi Berra



Always go to other people's funerals, Otherwise they won't come to yours.

- Yogi Berra



Home, where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

- Anonymous



I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

- Russell Lynes



Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.

- Anonymous



Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever

- Anonymous



I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's like 7 years in a row now.

- Anonymous



Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

- Anonymous



Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening.

- Anonymous



My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop.

- Anonymous



I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.

- Anonymous



Sometimes there's nothing to do until there's something to do.

- Joaquin Torres