Top 42 Funny Quotes
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![I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/26-id-agree-with-you-but-the_square_small.jpg)
![My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop. My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/15-my-husband-and-i-are-doin_square_small.jpg)
![I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly. I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/2239-im-not-anti-social-im-jus_square_small.jpg)
![Sometimes there's nothing to do until there's something to do. Sometimes there's nothing to do until there's something to do.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/2229-sometimes-theres-nothing_square_small.jpg)
![Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong. Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/2141-behind-every-angry-woman_square_small.jpg)
![I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots. I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/2140-i-dont-have-a-problem-wit_square_small.jpg)
![I wish more people were fluent in silence I wish more people were fluent in silence](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/2136-i-wish-more-people-were-f_square_small.jpg)
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Top 42 Funny Quotes
Home, where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
- Anonymous
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
- Russell Lynes
Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.
- Anonymous
Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever
- Anonymous
I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's like 7 years in a row now.
- Anonymous
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
- Anonymous
Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening.
- Anonymous
My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop.
- Anonymous
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
- Anonymous
Sometimes there's nothing to do until there's something to do.
- Joaquin Torres
People who tolerate me on a daily basis... They're the real Heroes
- Anonymous
Introverts - Unite separately in your own homes
- Anonymous
I wish life was as simple as Calculus
- Anonymous
My opinion offended you? You should hear what I keep to myself
- Anonymous
Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
- Anonymous
Is 'Fuck You' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.
- Anonymous
I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.
- Anonymous
I wish more people were fluent in silence
- Anonymous
Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
- Yogi Berra
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
- Yogi Berra
Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.
- Neil Gaiman
Of course, I talk to myself... Sometimes I need expert advice
- Anonymous