Top 30 Short funny Quotes
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![I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly. I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/2239-im-not-anti-social-im-jus_square_small.jpg)
![Sometimes there's nothing to do until there's something to do. Sometimes there's nothing to do until there's something to do.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/2229-sometimes-theres-nothing_square_small.jpg)
![I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots. I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/2140-i-dont-have-a-problem-wit_square_small.jpg)
![I wish more people were fluent in silence I wish more people were fluent in silence](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/2136-i-wish-more-people-were-f_square_small.jpg)
![Of course, I talk to myself... Sometimes I need expert advice Of course, I talk to myself... Sometimes I need expert advice](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/1920-of-course-i-talk-to-mysel_square_small.jpg)
![Follows Diet. Diet doesn’t Follow back. Unfollows diet Follows Diet. Diet doesn’t Follow back. Unfollows diet](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/1681-follows-diet-diet-doesnt_square_small.jpg)
![A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/1521-a-balanced-diet-is-a-cook_square_small.jpg)
![In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/1469-in-the-beginning-there-wa_square_small.jpg)
![I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you. I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/1369-im-not-insulting-you-im-d_square_small.jpg)
![Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested. Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/1340-just-keep-talking-i-yawn_square_small.jpg)
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Top 30 Short funny Quotes
Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever
- Anonymous
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
- Anonymous
Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening.
- Anonymous
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.
- Anonymous
Sometimes there's nothing to do until there's something to do.
- Joaquin Torres
Introverts - Unite separately in your own homes
- Anonymous
I wish life was as simple as Calculus
- Anonymous
Is 'Fuck You' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.
- Anonymous
I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.
- Anonymous
I wish more people were fluent in silence
- Anonymous
Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.
- Yogi Berra
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
- Yogi Berra
Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.
- Neil Gaiman
Of course, I talk to myself... Sometimes I need expert advice
- Anonymous
How many selfies does it take to get to the center of attention?
- Anonymous
Follows Diet. Diet doesn’t Follow back. Unfollows diet
- Anonymous
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
- Barbara Johnson
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded
- Terry Pratchett
I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
- Anonymous
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
- Anonymous
Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon
- Anonymous
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
- Anonymous