Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either

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SARCASM the witty will have fun, but the STUPID won't get it!

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Your degree is just a piece of paper, Your education is seen in your behaviour.

- Anonymous

Don’t lie to me unless you’re absolutely sure that I will never find the truth.

- Anonymous

Never lie to the person you love. Its not worth it and they don’t deserve it.

- Anonymous

Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.

- Anonymous

Home, where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

- Anonymous

Let the colors of Holi spread the message of peace and happiness.

- Anonymous

Stay original & Let the world copy you

- Anonymous

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question

- Anonymous

Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.

- Anonymous

Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever

- Anonymous

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

- Russell Lynes

Is 'Fuck You' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

- Anonymous

I wish more people were fluent in silence

- Anonymous

Can you see the 'Fuck You' in my smile?

- Anonymous

I'm nice as fuck. So if you see me being mean to someone, they earned that shit

- Anonymous

People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite.

- Anonymous

Sarcasm, Because murder charges are expensive

- Anonymous

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words

- Anonymous

Sorry honey, Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, Just like stupid falls out of yours.

- Anonymous