Top 26 Sarcastic Quotes
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![I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/26-id-agree-with-you-but-the_square_small.jpg)
![I wish more people were fluent in silence I wish more people were fluent in silence](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/2136-i-wish-more-people-were-f_square_small.jpg)
![Sarcasm, Because murder charges are expensive Sarcasm, Because murder charges are expensive](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/1689-sarcasm-because-murder-ch_square_small.jpg)
![I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/1690-i-love-sarcasm-its-like-p_square_small.jpg)
![I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/1679-i-feel-so-miserable-witho_square_small.jpg)
![Sarcasm: because beating the crap outta people is illegal. Sarcasm: because beating the crap outta people is illegal.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/1371-sarcasm-because-beating-t_square_small.jpg)
![I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you. I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/1369-im-not-insulting-you-im-d_square_small.jpg)
![Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested. Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/1340-just-keep-talking-i-yawn_square_small.jpg)
![Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/1338-jealousy-is-a-disease-get_square_small.jpg)
![I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter. I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/1339-ill-try-being-nicer-if-yo_square_small.jpg)
![You sound better with your mouth closed. You sound better with your mouth closed.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/1322-you-sound-better-with-you_square_small.jpg)
![Zombies eat brains. You’re safe. Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.](http://img.quotewis.com/quote_square/1320-zombies-eat-brains-youre_square_small.jpg)
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Top 26 Sarcastic Quotes
If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question
- Anonymous
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
- Russell Lynes
Is 'Fuck You' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.
- Anonymous
I wish more people were fluent in silence
- Anonymous
Can you see the 'Fuck You' in my smile?
- Anonymous
I'm nice as fuck. So if you see me being mean to someone, they earned that shit
- Anonymous
People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite.
- Anonymous
Sarcasm, Because murder charges are expensive
- Anonymous
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words
- Anonymous
Sorry honey, Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, Just like stupid falls out of yours.
- Anonymous
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here
- Anonymous
I’m not sarcastic. I’m just beyond your understanding.
- Anonymous
Sarcasm: because beating the crap outta people is illegal.
- Anonymous
Sarcasm – the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it
- Anonymous
I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
- Anonymous
Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
- Anonymous
Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon
- Anonymous
I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
- Anonymous
You sound better with your mouth closed.
- Anonymous
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
- Anonymous
Common sense is something that everyone needs, few have, and none think they lack.
- Benjamin Franklin
I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today
- Anonymous