Benjamin Franklin Short funny Quotes

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

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Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances.

- Benjamin Franklin

Do not anticipate trouble or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.

- Benjamin Franklin

How few there are who have courage enough to own their faults, or resolution enough to mend them.

- Benjamin Franklin

Well done is better than well said.

- Benjamin Franklin

At twenty years of age the will reigns at thirty, the wit and at forty, the judgment.

- Benjamin Franklin

Tell me and I forget, Teach me and I remember, Involve me and I learn.

- Benjamin Franklin

There never was a good war or a bad peace.

- Benjamin Franklin

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

- Benjamin Franklin

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

- Benjamin Franklin

Common sense is something that everyone needs, few have, and none think they lack.

- Benjamin Franklin

Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever

- Anonymous

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

- Anonymous

Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening.

- Anonymous

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.

- Anonymous

Sometimes there's nothing to do until there's something to do.

- Joaquin Torres

Introverts - Unite separately in your own homes

- Anonymous

I wish life was as simple as Calculus

- Anonymous

Is 'Fuck You' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

- Anonymous

I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.

- Anonymous

I wish more people were fluent in silence

- Anonymous