I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

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You sound better with your mouth closed.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

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Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either

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I Saw Two Guys Wearing Matching Outfits and Asked If They Were Gay? They Arrested Me

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles

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When nothing is going right, go left.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math

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Your degree is just a piece of paper, Your education is seen in your behaviour.

- Anonymous

Don’t lie to me unless you’re absolutely sure that I will never find the truth.

- Anonymous

Never lie to the person you love. Its not worth it and they don’t deserve it.

- Anonymous

Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.

- Anonymous

Home, where I can look ugly and enjoy it.

- Anonymous

Let the colors of Holi spread the message of peace and happiness.

- Anonymous

Stay original & Let the world copy you

- Anonymous

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question

- Anonymous

Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.

- Anonymous

Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever

- Anonymous

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

- Russell Lynes

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's like 7 years in a row now.

- Anonymous

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

- Anonymous

Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening.

- Anonymous

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop.

- Anonymous

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.

- Anonymous

Sometimes there's nothing to do until there's something to do.

- Joaquin Torres