Top 14 Short sarcastic Quotes

Is 'Fuck You' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

- Anonymous

I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.

- Anonymous

I wish more people were fluent in silence

- Anonymous

Can you see the 'Fuck You' in my smile?

- Anonymous

People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite.

- Anonymous

Sarcasm, Because murder charges are expensive

- Anonymous

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words

- Anonymous

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here

- Anonymous

I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

- Anonymous

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

- Anonymous

Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon

- Anonymous

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

- Anonymous

You sound better with your mouth closed.

- Anonymous

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

- Anonymous