Grow through what you go through.

- Anonymous

I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

- Anonymous

The Way You Speak To Yourself Matters

- Anonymous

Smile a little more, Regret a little less.

- Anonymous

People who reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm are my favorite.

- Anonymous

Life is simple. It's just not easy.

- Anonymous

Sarcasm, Because murder charges are expensive

- Anonymous

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words

- Anonymous

I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time

- Anonymous

I'm actually not funny i'm just really mean and people think i'm joking

- Anonymous

We All Know Someone Who Speaks Fluent Shit

- Anonymous

How many selfies does it take to get to the center of attention?

- Anonymous

Sorry honey, Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, Just like stupid falls out of yours.

- Anonymous

Here's a tissue, you have a little bullshit on your lip.

- Anonymous

Follows Diet. Diet doesn’t Follow back. Unfollows diet

- Anonymous

There’s someone for everyone, and the person for you is a psychiatrist.

- Anonymous

Forgive yourself for the blindness that put you in the path of those who betrayed you

- Anonymous

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here

- Anonymous

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here

- Anonymous

That was how dishonesty and betrayal started, not in big lies but in small secrets

- Amy Tan

When someone betrays you, it is a reflection of their character, not yours.

- Anonymous

Don’t waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all.

- Anonymous