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Top 30 Short funny Quotes
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You sound better with your mouth closed.
- Anonymous
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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
- Anonymous
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Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
- Anonymous
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Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles
- Anonymous
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When nothing is going right, go left.
- Anonymous
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4 out 3 people struggle with math
- Anonymous
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I've got a sense of humor. I'm a funny guy.
- Daryl Hall
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