Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.

- Anonymous

Yay, Monday!... Said no one… Ever

- Anonymous

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's like 7 years in a row now.

- Anonymous

Be royal in your own fashion: Act like a king to be treated like one

- Robert Greene

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

- Anonymous

Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening.

- Anonymous

Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.

- Albert Einstein

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

- Thomas Edison

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks.

- Stephen Hawking

In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.

- Coco Chanel

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I'll shop.

- Anonymous

Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday!

- Kumara Sangakkara

People throw stones at you and you convert them into milestones.

- Sachin Tendulkar

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

- Albert Einstein

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

- Albert Einstein

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, A foll by own.

- Adam Gilchrist

You don’t play for the crowd, you play for the country.

- Mahendra Singh Dhoni

A good programmer looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

- Doug Linder

Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity and change.

- Brené Brown

The world always seems brighter when you’ve just made something that wasn’t there before.

- Neil Gaiman

You can observe a lot just by watching.

- Yogi Berra